Master.

Remember that scene in Revenge of the Nerds 2 where Booger encounters his master? That's how I feel about this guy.

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/05/ff_komanoff_traffic/all/1?currentPage=all

And for those of you who are not familiar with that masterpiece, Revenge of the Nerds 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNEVKBzlVo

I wanted to supplement that with the clip from "Singles" where the guy says, "Do you think about traffic? I do," but I couldn't find it.